so i went to trivia at kelly’s pub with a bunch of friends and we effin’ won… we beat these other teams who frequent trivia night also… and they’re bastards too — they drink water and get one order of chips… we had to take ‘em out
* it should be noted that the other teams are old women… not even cougars… sheesh…
so yea… we won and of course, i showed some shitty sportsmanship but yelling, fist-pumping, and dancing a jig…
here’s our scoresheet, like you even care…
so it’s been a while since i’ve gotten a wall print… mainly because i haven’t seen much that has caught my eye… until, perhaps, now…
justin van genderen has created a series of star wars-inspired prints, and they’re super minimalist.
i’m such a nerd — i love the alderaan one… geezus
up until a couple weeks ago, i had no idea who or what charlie the unicorn was… apparently it’s some random-ass cartoon on youtube that’s pretty hilarious…
the funny thing is that my boss actually recommended it to me and chaunce…
check it out!
of all the video highlights that ladainian tomlinson has been in, this is by far the greatest:
seems like a tim & eric awesome show clip or something — the old doods dancing are a clue…
has anyone seen the ‘jersey shore’ show? it’s such crap… but it’s a terrible train wreck that you get hooked
well, ruxin from the league has this character named “bobby bottleservice” and it’s friggin’ awesome and he’d fit right in! check ‘em out
we quoted these videos all night long on new year’s eve…
on a side note, 2009’s phrase was “boom, you’re pregnant” — what will 2010’s phrase be? an early contender: “bonus jonas”
so that was a fun year of trying out new beers… i definitely beat my goal (50) by a bunch… i really need to get a final tally (i know, andy… i’ll try)
so for next year, i’m gonna do a “year of coffee” — with the overall goal of being able to order a cup of coffee at a starbucks and not sound like a re-tard… i wanna know the lingo… i want to say “skinny” regarding my drink for some reason…
hot, cold, whole bean, ground, sumatra, java… if it’s coffee, i’m gonna try it out
should be fun… i already know some places i wanna try out for some home “brewing” — world market, trader joe’s
hell, i think i’ll even get a french press… i hear they’re all the rage
the word train keeps rollin’!
originally thought up by chaunce
chougar – n -the fat (chubby) equivalent of a cougar
“I was at the grocery store when this chougar was hittin’ on me with a bucket of Ben and Jerry’s under her arm.”
casey’s:
lawn pornament – n – Any seasonal lawn decoration that has been or can be used as a sex doll or sex toy. Can be inflatable or rigid and may or may not be modified to support deviant acts.
“My grandma called the police when she saw a drunk college student from down the street defiling her prized inflatable Santa Claus. When the Police arrived, they found him passed out holding a Christmas elf. He had apparently sealed the deal with Donner, Prancer, Rudolph’s mouth, and Frosty the Snow Man. When questioned, he claimed that he became addicted to Lawn Pornaments after dropping acid while watching a Family Guy marathon.”
i think it was juan’s idea… but i made the always sunny theme into a ringtone…
for some reason, i couldn’t find the actual version the tv show used… because the real song is much longer (“Temptation Sensation” by Hienz Kiessling)
so i had to use adobe audition to cut up the song and get what i needed… enjoy!
so i posted my first word on urban dictionary — actually it’s not my word… it’s my coworker’s (casey)… but still — my first post to a service like this…
rzavation - n – At a restaurant, when you’re told there are no tables, but you and your 12 friends sit down anyway.
Me and the clan walked up to the hostess — she said there were no tables available, but i said that we had a rzavation and crashed a table anyway.
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