03.08.10 | vince: the urinator

i saw some of this show on hbo called “the life and times of tim“… pretty funny — the main character always seems to get into awkward situtations

here’s a clip from the show… i really just wanted to test playing FLV’s from my site (in a modal)… so here we go

03.03.10 | “put down backstreet boys”

so i went to trivia at kelly’s pub with a bunch of friends and we effin’ won… we beat these other teams who frequent trivia night also… and they’re bastards too — they drink water and get one order of chips… we had to take ‘em out

* it should be noted that the other teams are old women… not even cougars… sheesh…

so yea… we won and of course, i showed some shitty sportsmanship but yelling, fist-pumping, and dancing a jig…

here’s our scoresheet, like you even care…

03.03.10 | more coding funzz!

on the topic of “figuring things out wrt coding” — i was working on converting a site to wordpress and was trying to figure out how to get a home page movie to appear ONLY on the home page (easily).
so i looked around and found out there was a wordpress function called “is_front_page()”

so, along with a nifty fade in/fade out script, i created this in the header.php file:

<?php
  if ( is_front_page() ) {
  echo "
    <div class=\"hpmovie\">
      <div id=\"xlide\">
        <img src=\"wp-content/themes/fullfab/images/5.jpg\"
          alt=\"FullFab Inc.\" />
        <img src=\"wp-content/themes/fullfab/images/11.jpg\"
          alt=\"FullFab Inc.\" />
        ...
      </div>
    </div>
  ";
  }
?>

you can see the results at fullfabinc[dot]com (i don’t want them to get any pingbacks from my site)

so basically, if it’s the home page, it’ll write stuff to the page… boom